May 18, 2017
i was here first. no, i was. going dutch.
August 10, 2016
what happens when you walk in your sleep? digestion. you win first place.
August 10, 2016
dinner is inside. the house. me.
August 10, 2016
how many legs do you see? i see six. they are sweet teens.
September 29, 2015
which way do you like to wait? with my right shoe off. front facing left at the light.
September 24, 2015
excuse me, do you have the time? one ounce. moonlighting time.