aviation atrocity
February 9, 2019
number of casualties: one. number of sunburns: one hundred forty three.
: never forget :
the gull’s gift
May 1, 2017
look at this delicious bird. squawk squawk plop. now it’s mine.
bottom of the barrel
February 1, 2017
fighting the plant doesn’t make you a winner. drop kick. it’s over.
frozen stiff
December 28, 2016
a customer bought too many piglets for christmas. and returned them all. cryopreserved till next year.
one body segment closer to death
September 4, 2016
struggling to hold on. help him. maybe he’s ok.
: maybe not :
arachnorobbery
August 11, 2016
how did he die? a baby bandit. the heist of his life.
camouflage death
July 17, 2016
how long has he been dead? one year. never alive.
too close to the sun
June 10, 2016
or did it not fly at all? there are no feathery wings. it was too heavy.
nowhere to run nowhere to burrow
May 19, 2016
what’s your favourite mole? chocolate. cindy’s.
dead tired
April 28, 2015
do you think the bird chose this wall specifically on which to die? he’s just sleeping. not sure it’s a male or female birdy.
killed by a branch
November 25, 2014
a branch of what? executives. straight branches.
it’s been a while
November 15, 2014
did his owner wear a cowboy hat? yes. no.
definitely dead
November 2, 2014
is this place a fish cemetery, or what? so much algae. fermentation.
splat. that’s sad
October 25, 2014
i’m not sure the boat was supposed to be there. the bird thought the boat was just a reflection in the water. boats don’t fly in the sky but birds don’t know that.