dead bird schiphol

aviation atrocity

February 9, 2019

number of casualties: one. number of sunburns: one hundred forty three.

: never forget : animals dead bird on beach


January 10, 2018

death is mine. no bird shall die in my shadow.

: death is a reality : animals dead bird on balcony

the gull’s gift

May 1, 2017

look at this delicious bird. squawk squawk plop. now it’s mine.

: get your revenge in a next life, birdie : animals dead fish in aquarium

bottom of the barrel

February 1, 2017

fighting the plant doesn’t make you a winner. drop kick. it’s over.

: reincarnate the fish : animals frozen pork

frozen stiff

December 28, 2016

a customer bought too many piglets for christmas. and returned them all. cryopreserved till next year.

: start your own piglet cryo lab now : dead jellyfish beach spain

jelly delhi belly

October 15, 2016

somebody died of food poisoning. so graceful. 2d.

: the jellyfish lives on : dead animal crayfish in rice field spain

one body segment closer to death

September 4, 2016

struggling to hold on. help him. maybe he’s ok.

: maybe not : animals dead spider sidewalk


August 11, 2016

how did he die? a baby bandit. the heist of his life.

: this could have prevented his death : animals dead dried gecko

camouflage death

July 17, 2016

how long has he been dead? one year. never alive.

: foreign language camouflage : animals dead bird on sidewalk

too close to the sun

June 10, 2016

or did it not fly at all? there are no feathery wings. it was too heavy.

: accessorize the bird : animals dead mole in yard

nowhere to run nowhere to burrow

May 19, 2016

what’s your favourite mole? chocolate. cindy’s.

: helpful answers for mole removal : animals dead bird on wall

dead tired

April 28, 2015

do you think the bird chose this wall specifically on which to die? he’s just sleeping. not sure it’s a male or female birdy.

: bestselling gender planner : dead snake malaysia

killed by a branch

November 25, 2014

a branch of what? executives. straight branches.

: branches branches branches : animals horse skull

it’s been a while

November 15, 2014

did his owner wear a cowboy hat? yes. no.

: the first one on the calendar : animals dead fish in canal

definitely dead

November 2, 2014

is this place a fish cemetery, or what? so much algae. fermentation.

: watch yourselves, algae : animals dead bird on boat

splat. that’s sad

October 25, 2014

i’m not sure the boat was supposed to be there. the bird thought the boat was just a reflection in the water. boats don’t fly in the sky but birds don’t know that.

: the splat could have been better :