February 9, 2019
number of casualties: one. number of sunburns: one hundred forty three.
: never forget :
February 1, 2017
fighting the plant doesn’t make you a winner. drop kick. it’s over.
: reincarnate the fish :
September 4, 2016
struggling to hold on. help him. maybe he’s ok.
: maybe not :
June 10, 2016
or did it not fly at all? there are no feathery wings. it was too heavy.
: accessorize the bird :
April 28, 2015
do you think the bird chose this wall specifically on which to die? he’s just sleeping. not sure it’s a male or female birdy.
: bestselling gender planner :
October 25, 2014
i’m not sure the boat was supposed to be there. the bird thought the boat was just a reflection in the water. boats don’t fly in the sky but birds don’t know that.
: the splat could have been better :