March 23, 2018
could not afford the sashimi. trees die and fish do, too. anything to keep the plastic tray company.
: this lady is ready to take your order safely :
February 18, 2018
studies show you eat less when eating from a red plate. well, less is more. coca cola special.
: more plastic to slow your feed :
April 8, 2017
this cocktail has had it. he’s drained. why do i need three straws.
: cut your teeth on cocktails :
October 30, 2016
the salad was just heavenly. i mean, it wasn’t very psychedelic. meatballs, yes.
: have you had a salad today? :
September 17, 2016
why change your mind? it was a fruitful fishing trip. swimming in a sea of berries.
August 28, 2016
this is the best paella. i highly recommend this paella. such foodporn.
August 20, 2016
is eating meat rewarding? yes, if shopping success rates are high. yes, if it is served with vegetables and you are a vegetarian and you eat only the vegetables.
: check out this next generation vegetable barfer (with cleaning brush) :
July 16, 2016
was i eating alone? i had two meals. this wasn’t my table.
: mexican flexican :
June 22, 2016
is tapas delicious when it’s chinese? that’s correct. depends.
December 3, 2015
who would you kill for dinner? not dinner. my tomato doesn’t have a name.
February 14, 2015
what is your favourite drinking pastime? watching television remotely. tea.
: eight pages of remote controls :
November 29, 2014
there’s too much rice in asia. maybe he went to get more rice. you just never know when it comes to rice.