sushi delivery
March 23, 2018
could not afford the sashimi. trees die and fish do, too. anything to keep the plastic tray company.
plastic fantastic
February 18, 2018
studies show you eat less when eating from a red plate. well, less is more. coca cola special.
cocktail hangover
April 8, 2017
this cocktail has had it. he’s drained. why do i need three straws.
the salad and meatballs meal
October 30, 2016
the salad was just heavenly. i mean, it wasn’t very psychedelic. meatballs, yes.
go fish
September 17, 2016
why change your mind? it was a fruitful fishing trip. swimming in a sea of berries.
so good paella
August 28, 2016
this is the best paella. i highly recommend this paella. such foodporn.
a meaty reward
August 20, 2016
is eating meat rewarding? yes, if shopping success rates are high. yes, if it is served with vegetables and you are a vegetarian and you eat only the vegetables.
: check out this next generation vegetable barfer (with cleaning brush) :
many olive oils
July 16, 2016
was i eating alone? i had two meals. this wasn’t my table.
: mexican flexican :
killing dinner
December 3, 2015
who would you kill for dinner? not dinner. my tomato doesn’t have a name.
it was a good party
February 14, 2015
what is your favourite drinking pastime? watching television remotely. tea.
too much rice
November 29, 2014
there’s too much rice in asia. maybe he went to get more rice. you just never know when it comes to rice.