May 9, 2017
this toy won’t fit under the bed. the midchildhood crisis. battle averted.
April 8, 2017
this cocktail has had it. he’s drained. why do i need three straws.
February 23, 2017
airplane mode. remember what happened to the cress.
December 3, 2016
sun’s back. what a place to catch some rays. taking the undies for some vitamin d.
September 24, 2016
projections from another time. invaders from space. bull’s eye.
September 20, 2016
2 pretty 2 ignore. bikes allowed. no heavy bikes allowed.
: find out where is this place and go to that pink sunset too :
August 13, 2016
why does this grow here? the failed valencian vole revolt of 1777. guiness sized pans.
August 12, 2016
she can’t take it anymore. the bus is coming. lost attention.
August 10, 2016
what happens when you walk in your sleep? digestion. you win first place.
August 7, 2016
did it go well? front row seat to the highest bidder. no smoking.
August 7, 2016
fly high high high to the sky. whoosh. game over.
July 30, 2016
the captain is hard to see. so is the pilot. so is the swimmer.
July 16, 2016
was i eating alone? i had two meals. this wasn’t my table.
: mexican flexican :
July 2, 2016
no beach visit is complete without: a radio tower. an escape artist.
May 13, 2016
born and raised in the sewers of madrid. sure is. madrid’s great.
March 5, 2016
paper, rock, scissors? dangerous fire. rock.
November 22, 2015
is the storm near? the buildings will protect you. category 8.
September 29, 2015
which way do you like to wait? with my right shoe off. front facing left at the light.
September 24, 2015
excuse me, do you have the time? one ounce. moonlighting time.
September 27, 2014
what’s your flavour? gills. lungs.
June 28, 2014
do you think it’s safe to drive a heavy truck onto a glacier? probably. i guess. probably.