blind not deaf
February 23, 2019
don’t yell at me. the sun is shining. i can hear it.
massage heaven
April 7, 2018
amsterdam. book now. hot stone massage heaven.
plastic fantastic
February 18, 2018
studies show you eat less when eating from a red plate. well, less is more. coca cola special.
resident adviser spider
November 18, 2017
how to hold on to your home. the resident spider advises. spin a web of lies.
double parked
May 18, 2017
i was here first. no, i was. going dutch.
playground wars
May 9, 2017
this toy won’t fit under the bed. the midchildhood crisis. battle averted.
cocktail hangover
April 8, 2017
this cocktail has had it. he’s drained. why do i need three straws.
alley cat
September 14, 2016
the cat would like you to mind your own business. there is some great vintage garbage he can repurpose. do not repurpose the cat´s garbage, amsterdammer.
: find your own garbage to repurpose to a hipster vintage state :