resident adviser spider

November 18, 2017

how to hold on to your home. the resident spider advises. spin a web of lies.

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Pull&Bear Shiny ice cream appliqué T-shirt

November 12, 2017

can’t handle these compliments.

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Boohoo Flare Sleeve Tailored Blazer Dress

November 12, 2017

monday. boohoo.

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Bershka Dobby Mesh Shirt

November 12, 2017

why can’t you do this?

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Stradivarius Leather Look Neck Shirt

November 12, 2017

all tucked out.

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Only Calista Fringe Trim Jumper

November 12, 2017

full stop.

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Vintage Havana Crochet Top

November 12, 2017


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Vintage Havana Ombre Jumper

November 12, 2017

be right there.

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Only Popcorn Textured Cardigan

November 12, 2017

weeeeee. i’m fun.

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JDY Tassel Hem Jumper

November 12, 2017

no contest.

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Cheap Monday Grid Knit Jumper

November 12, 2017

so casual.

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See U Soon Short Sleeve Jumper with Grid Sleeves

November 12, 2017

my first time. doing great.

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double parked

May 18, 2017

i was here first. no, i was. going dutch.

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playground wars

May 9, 2017

this toy won’t fit under the bed. the midchildhood crisis. battle averted.

: do not ignore this warning : animals dead bird on balcony

the gull’s gift

May 1, 2017

look at this delicious bird. squawk squawk plop. now it’s mine.

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cocktail hangover

April 8, 2017

this cocktail has had it. he’s drained. why do i need three straws.

: cut your teeth on cocktails : boys waiting in hall

waiting is wonderful

February 27, 2017

pixels. the key to happiness. unless there’s a fire.

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wireless sheep

February 23, 2017

airplane mode. remember what happened to the cress.

: someone wasn’t in airplane mode : boys eating lunch

one bite

February 19, 2017

one bite. he doesn’t think so. the shoe is next.

: eat a dolphin instead : horses snowy beach bloemendaal


February 12, 2017

i’ve never backridden a horse.

: clap your hands if you like riding horses : animals dead fish in aquarium

bottom of the barrel

February 1, 2017

fighting the plant doesn’t make you a winner. drop kick. it’s over.

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enchanted forest

January 8, 2017

cup of coffee? wine? grass?

: can i take your order? : animals camouflage cats granada

camouflage cats

January 6, 2017

hello cats. you are hard to see. not you, though.

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frozen stiff

December 28, 2016

a customer bought too many piglets for christmas. and returned them all. cryopreserved till next year.

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sad balloon

December 25, 2016

a happy day for the child. the balloon has returned.

: never again will the balloon lose its child : places spanish laundry

winter laundry

December 3, 2016

sun’s back. what a place to catch some rays. taking the undies for some vitamin d.

: now you can dry with subtitles : front door garden spain

front door garden

October 30, 2016

the most majestic of all gardens. the front door garden. man’s ultimate hobby.

: the magic doorway to the front door garden is here : salad and meatballs denia

the salad and meatballs meal

October 30, 2016

the salad was just heavenly. i mean, it wasn’t very psychedelic. meatballs, yes.

: have you had a salad today? : animals cat sitting at window

hello, yes?

October 20, 2016

can i help you? i let myself in. i am ready.

: if only he could make it to the dark side : dead jellyfish beach spain

jelly delhi belly

October 15, 2016

somebody died of food poisoning. so graceful. 2d.

: the jellyfish lives on : people sitting on a bus spain

waiting and moving

October 3, 2016

when was the last time you gazed out the window of the bus to barcelona? that bus, i remember it well. too fast to properly examine the trees.

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a hole in the sky

September 24, 2016

projections from another time. invaders from space. bull’s eye.

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sunset and signs

September 20, 2016

2 pretty 2 ignore. bikes allowed. no heavy bikes allowed.

: find out where is this place and go to that pink sunset too : supermarket fruit and fish

go fish

September 17, 2016

why change your mind? it was a fruitful fishing trip. swimming in a sea of berries.

: the fish’s revenge : animals cat along canal amsterdam

alley cat

September 14, 2016

the cat would like you to mind your own business. there is some great vintage garbage he can repurpose. do not repurpose the cat´s garbage, amsterdammer.

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enter the apollo

September 10, 2016

the building is not a chicken. trademark infringement. goodbye, for a while.

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a day at the races

September 9, 2016

racing to what? ray protection. nowhere, really.

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one body segment closer to death

September 4, 2016

struggling to hold on. help him. maybe he’s ok.

: maybe not : animals cats hiding under oleander

one two three

August 30, 2016

what’s going on here? lazy oleander lounge. nothing.

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so good paella

August 28, 2016

this is the best paella. i highly recommend this paella. such foodporn.

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what’s your favourite colour

August 28, 2016

what is yours? mine’s brown. mine’s brown, too.

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Tailored ribbed dress by Mango

August 21, 2016

it’s £49.99 dresses like these that make you worry, one day this will no longer fit me.



August 21, 2016

a €5.99 sailor themed sweatshirt can’t cheer you up, no matter how many buoys life throws at you.

: try it on : HAREM TROUSERS by Pull&Bear


August 21, 2016

the best trousers in which to pout for just €35.99.

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August 21, 2016

you can be this sad for €12.99.

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a meaty reward

August 20, 2016

is eating meat rewarding? yes, if shopping success rates are high. yes, if it is served with vegetables and you are a vegetarian and you eat only the vegetables.

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spot the moon

August 18, 2016

do you spot the moon? that’s the moon alright. definitely a spot.

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fields of paella

August 13, 2016

why does this grow here? the failed valencian vole revolt of 1777. guiness sized pans.

: find out what you can buy with this information : people teenagers sitting on curb spain

this is not the festival

August 12, 2016

she can’t take it anymore. the bus is coming. lost attention.

: how to remedy the situation : T-shirt with a rhinestone logo by Esprit animals cat in avocado garden

kind of cross eyed

August 11, 2016

cat eyes are so popular. mouse pad. speedometer.

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August 11, 2016

how did he die? a baby bandit. the heist of his life.

: this could have prevented his death : places old man in street llauri


August 10, 2016

what happens when you walk in your sleep? digestion. you win first place.

: find out how to avoid sleepwalking : animals two cats on sidewalk

it’s time for a conversation

August 10, 2016

dinner is inside. the house. me.

: find out what will end the conversation : people teenagers girls

sweet sixteen

August 10, 2016

how many legs do you see? i see six. they are sweet teens.

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the surgery was successful

August 7, 2016

did it go well? front row seat to the highest bidder. no smoking.

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untangled for now

August 7, 2016

fly high high high to the sky. whoosh. game over.

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it’s a race

July 30, 2016

the captain is hard to see. so is the pilot. so is the swimmer.

: find out where we are looking and look there, too : animals cats guarding dinner

watch it

July 20, 2016

cats who don’t finish their dinner make good pets. no comment. helicopter pet parent.

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fishing for cat food

July 19, 2016

who ate the left food. the right food was too far away. the man on the upper balcony.

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camouflage death

July 17, 2016

how long has he been dead? one year. never alive.

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this cat is alive but blind

July 16, 2016

has he lost sight in all eyes already? both.brf one.brf
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many olive oils

July 16, 2016

was i eating alone? i had two meals. this wasn’t my table.

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work it

July 16, 2016

work what? heartstrings. you’re still in the running.

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Cropped denim jumpsuit by Pull&Bear

July 11, 2016

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Kate high waist Boyfriend jeans by Mango

July 11, 2016

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Pimkie Chambray Jumpsuit by ASOS

July 11, 2016

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humanlike Jeans high waist Alexa by Mango

Jeans high waist Alexa by Mango

July 11, 2016

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Emmins Dungarees by Superdry

July 11, 2016

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Figure-shaping stretch jeans by Esprit

July 11, 2016

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beach invaders

July 2, 2016

no beach visit is complete without: a radio tower. an escape artist.

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chinese tapas

June 22, 2016

is tapas delicious when it’s chinese? that’s correct. depends.

: you’ll need six of these : animals dead bird on sidewalk

too close to the sun

June 10, 2016

or did it not fly at all? there are no feathery wings. it was too heavy.

: accessorize the bird : animals dead mole in yard

nowhere to run nowhere to burrow

May 19, 2016

what’s your favourite mole? chocolate. cindy’s.

: helpful answers for mole removal : animals cat in park sewer madrid

sewer gato

May 13, 2016

born and raised in the sewers of madrid. sure is. madrid’s great.

: fun treats for your furry friends here : places portugal serra da estrela

wood burns better than rock

March 5, 2016

paper, rock, scissors? dangerous fire. rock.

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killing dinner

December 3, 2015

who would you kill for dinner? not dinner. my tomato doesn’t have a name. places amsterdam netherlands storm

have you read the news today

November 22, 2015

is the storm near? the buildings will protect you. category 8.

: find out where is this place and go there, too : animals salamander on pool ledge

surprise it’s not a cat

November 13, 2015

hello. why am i here. i’m not a cat. holiday.

: fun treats for your slithery sidekick here : people woman sitting on sidewalk wall aveiro

which way is right

September 29, 2015

which way do you like to wait? with my right shoe off. front facing left at the light.

: don’t forget to wear your waiting clothes : people waiting at bus stop porto

wait till you weigh one ounce

September 24, 2015

excuse me, do you have the time? one ounce. moonlighting time.

: what happens when you don’t wait : animals dead bird on wall

dead tired

April 28, 2015

do you think the bird chose this wall specifically on which to die? he’s just sleeping. not sure it’s a male or female birdy.

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it was a good party

February 14, 2015

what is your favourite drinking pastime? watching television remotely. tea.

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too much rice

November 29, 2014

there’s too much rice in asia. maybe he went to get more rice. you just never know when it comes to rice.

: here are some ricepes : dead snake malaysia

killed by a branch

November 25, 2014

a branch of what? executives. straight branches.

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two drops is better than none

November 22, 2014

would you rather sail in one boat or two (what if one breaks)? two. one.

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it’s been a while

November 15, 2014

did his owner wear a cowboy hat? yes. no.

: the first one on the calendar : animals dead fish in canal

definitely dead

November 2, 2014

is this place a fish cemetery, or what? so much algae. fermentation.

: watch yourselves, algae : animals dead bird on boat

splat. that’s sad

October 25, 2014

i’m not sure the boat was supposed to be there. the bird thought the boat was just a reflection in the water. boats don’t fly in the sky but birds don’t know that.

: the splat could have been better : places netherlands wadlopen waddenzee

amphibian herd

September 27, 2014

what’s your flavour? gills. lungs.

: find out where is this place and go there, too : places iceland glacier

man vs nature

June 28, 2014

do you think it’s safe to drive a heavy truck onto a glacier? probably. i guess. probably.

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do’s and don’ts

February 13, 2011

do you approach the ocean with trepidation? do. don’t.

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ant view of a prickly desert

February 15, 2009

are you a little prickly? yes. i’m not prickly.

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turn your world upside-down

September 2, 2008

do you like to flip your life upside-down? on. sey.

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