cats because people love them
January 14, 2018
silves sullen windowsill cat. silly soulless sillsitter.
: sad he’s not living large :
where is this place
May 9, 2017
this toy won’t fit under the bed. the midchildhood crisis. battle averted.
: do not ignore this warning :
April 8, 2017
this cocktail has had it. he’s drained. why do i need three straws.
: cut your teeth on cocktails :
people waiting or moving
February 27, 2017
pixels. the key to happiness. unless there’s a fire.
: unless it’s a fire :
February 23, 2017
airplane mode. remember what happened to the cress.
: someone wasn’t in airplane mode :
February 19, 2017
one bite. he doesn’t think so. the shoe is next.
: eat a dolphin instead :
December 3, 2016
sun’s back. what a place to catch some rays. taking the undies for some vitamin d.
: now you can dry with subtitles :
September 24, 2016
projections from another time. invaders from space. bull’s eye.
: find out where is this place and go there too :
September 20, 2016
2 pretty 2 ignore. bikes allowed. no heavy bikes allowed.
: find out where is this place and go to that pink sunset too :
August 18, 2016
do you spot the moon? that’s the moon alright. definitely a spot.
: moonspotting made easy :
August 13, 2016
why does this grow here? the failed valencian vole revolt of 1777. guiness sized pans.
: find out what you can buy with this information :
August 12, 2016
she can’t take it anymore. the bus is coming. lost attention.
: how to remedy the situation :
August 10, 2016
what happens when you walk in your sleep? digestion. you win first place.
: find out how to avoid sleepwalking :
August 7, 2016
did it go well? front row seat to the highest bidder. no smoking.
: find out where is this place and go there, too :
fly high high high to the sky. whoosh. game over.
July 30, 2016
the captain is hard to see. so is the pilot. so is the swimmer.
: find out where we are looking and look there, too :
July 16, 2016
was i eating alone? i had two meals. this wasn’t my table.
: mexican flexican :
July 2, 2016
no beach visit is complete without: a radio tower. an escape artist.
June 22, 2016
is tapas delicious when it’s chinese? that’s correct. depends.
: you’ll need six of these :
May 13, 2016
born and raised in the sewers of madrid. sure is. madrid’s great.
: fun treats for your furry friends here :
March 5, 2016
paper, rock, scissors? dangerous fire. rock.
November 22, 2015
is the storm near? the buildings will protect you. category 8.
September 29, 2015
which way do you like to wait? with my right shoe off. front facing left at the light.
: don’t forget to wear your waiting clothes :
September 24, 2015
excuse me, do you have the time? one ounce. moonlighting time.
: what happens when you don’t wait :
September 27, 2014
what’s your flavour? gills. lungs.
June 28, 2014
do you think it’s safe to drive a heavy truck onto a glacier? probably. i guess. probably.