February 9, 2019
number of casualties: one. number of sunburns: one hundred forty three.
: never forget :
January 10, 2018
death is mine. no bird shall die in my shadow.
May 1, 2017
look at this delicious bird. squawk squawk plop. now it’s mine.
: get your revenge in a next life, birdie :
June 10, 2016
or did it not fly at all? there are no feathery wings. it was too heavy.
April 28, 2015
do you think the bird chose this wall specifically on which to die? he’s just sleeping. not sure it’s a male or female birdy.
: bestselling gender planner :
October 25, 2014
i’m not sure the boat was supposed to be there. the bird thought the boat was just a reflection in the water. boats don’t fly in the sky but birds don’t know that.
: the splat could have been better :