people waiting or moving
February 23, 2019
don’t yell at me. the sun is shining. i can hear it.
: get your womens mens sunglasses on :
where is this place
April 7, 2018
amsterdam. book now. hot stone massage heaven.
: hygiene is of utmost importance :
February 18, 2018
studies show you eat less when eating from a red plate. well, less is more. coca cola special.
: more plastic to slow your feed :
November 25, 2017
jealous of the fast. off they go. off we don’t.
: ready to cross the street :
November 18, 2017
how to hold on to your home. the resident spider advises. spin a web of lies.
: go full incognito no face style :
May 18, 2017
i was here first. no, i was. going dutch.
: figure out how much space each car gets :
May 9, 2017
this toy won’t fit under the bed. the midchildhood crisis. battle averted.
: do not ignore this warning :
April 8, 2017
this cocktail has had it. he’s drained. why do i need three straws.
: cut your teeth on cocktails :
February 27, 2017
pixels. the key to happiness. unless there’s a fire.
: unless it’s a fire :
February 19, 2017
one bite. he doesn’t think so. the shoe is next.
: eat a dolphin instead :
cats because people love them
September 14, 2016
the cat would like you to mind your own business. there is some great vintage garbage he can repurpose. do not repurpose the cat´s garbage, amsterdammer.
: find your own garbage to repurpose to a hipster vintage state :