February 9, 2019
number of casualties: one. number of sunburns: one hundred forty three.
: never forget :
November 10, 2018
consider crossing from bush to bush safely. in a bushy area densely populated by bush.
: know your salmon :
September 15, 2018
waiting for the breeze of sea. in the wrong place. it’s his right place.
: suspend your sorrows :
July 8, 2018
if you must be skinny, why not get rid of your arms. the perfect model, according to fashion.
: forever young :
February 27, 2017
pixels. the key to happiness. unless there’s a fire.
: unless it’s a fire :
February 1, 2017
fighting the plant doesn’t make you a winner. drop kick. it’s over.
: reincarnate the fish :
October 3, 2016
when was the last time you gazed out the window of the bus to barcelona? that bus, i remember it well. too fast to properly examine the trees.
: five out of five stars for this sticker :
September 17, 2016
why change your mind? it was a fruitful fishing trip. swimming in a sea of berries.
: the fish’s revenge :
September 10, 2016
the building is not a chicken. trademark infringement. goodbye, for a while.
: download the full album :
September 4, 2016
struggling to hold on. help him. maybe he’s ok.
: maybe not :
August 28, 2016
this is the best paella. i highly recommend this paella. such foodporn.
: second best paella :
July 16, 2016
was i eating alone? i had two meals. this wasn’t my table.
: mexican flexican :
June 10, 2016
or did it not fly at all? there are no feathery wings. it was too heavy.
: accessorize the bird :
December 3, 2015
who would you kill for dinner? not dinner. my tomato doesn’t have a name.
April 28, 2015
do you think the bird chose this wall specifically on which to die? he’s just sleeping. not sure it’s a male or female birdy.
: bestselling gender planner :
November 29, 2014
there’s too much rice in asia. maybe he went to get more rice. you just never know when it comes to rice.
: here are some ricepes :
October 25, 2014
i’m not sure the boat was supposed to be there. the bird thought the boat was just a reflection in the water. boats don’t fly in the sky but birds don’t know that.
: the splat could have been better :